It's Personal... okay?!

Check it out...

I googled myself several days ago, okay two weeks and two days ago. (waiting for laughter to subside). Done now, okay, so there were two pages of listings for me, that's right 20 listings! Only five referred to me specifically, well... one was a repeat of the same site and the other one I have to share with Kya 'cus we got married and so her name is on it, so that brings my total popularity to 3! Two are for cross country running and one for having graduated from High School, now "North' is added onto my High School, for there is now a South High School.

In another google search I came up with 54 listings and 3 pages, at least 2 of them were about me, 'cus I went to China while in college and was involved in an Asian Studies Program survey.

Dude, not cool!!! George W. Bush has 70,900,000 listings and how is he in any way cooler than mio? (Tell me who's cooler). That's what I thought, not in the least. He couldn't touch me with a ten foot pole, or speak to me in an understandable manner, so wow, I'm cooler then him. Duh!

Presidential Library Destroyed!

Crawford, Texas ---A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.

The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.

-Anonymous-



Isn't that terrible?! Their trying to compare George W. Bush to a child with the coloring book incident!

Children are much smarter than he is, and should not be belittled to seem like Bush!!!

Hahahahehehe!!! I love this little ditty!

Cities appartently fit for me...

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American Cities That Best Fit You:

75% Washington, DC

65% Los Angeles

60% Chicago

60% New York City

60% Philadelphia

Which American Cities Best Fit You?

Sayings 'n' Stuff

Dog-tired right? What is up with that saying? Is it only because the sweat out of their mouth via their tongue? that's kinda' lame. Lets change that and fast, 'cus it's gettin' a bit old. Owl-tired, bat-tired, or raccoon-tired, note the nocturnal thing goin' on here? Plus with the whole raccoon-tired thing you have the added effect of a dual- or tri- meaning. You know since their fur is visually black around their eyes they're like a burglar for example or extremely tired 'cus dark bags around the eyes indicating a drunken stupor, sleeping till 2pm 'cus you're really sick, or simple for being plan old tired form doing too much of something. Hold on! SLOTH-TIRED, that could be good too, but plays off how they are simply slow moving and could therefore be "slow" and "tired".

Okay, the verdict is in...

and the winner is...

Raccoon-tired!!!

You just wait... it'll catch on. Try it, come on, try it. I didn't hear you.

Do it like my second grade teacher, she pointed out how I looked like a raccoon because I hadn't had enough sleep the night before (I was so embarrassed 'cus she said this in front of all the other kids, I wish I had given her a piece of my mind, and then i was thinking how i didn't have fur, sleep during the day, or wash my food in a stream before eating it, after it possibly came from a neighborhood garbage can). Oh, well. I was eight, what was I gonna' do? Insult her 'cus she was tall or had glasses?